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Non Golfing Rules​

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  1. No politics at the dinner table - €20 Fine at the discretion of the TO.

  2. All betting fines to paid within 30 days of tour end otherwise they will be doubled each month not paid

  3. Not being on 1st Tee at the beginning of days play will incur a €20 fine

  4. Missing your personal tee off time will incur a €20 fine​

  5. There will be a €5 on the spot fine for the following behaviour.  (Please note that this not an exclusive list and fines can be issued at the discretion of the TO) 

  6. Complimenting ones own drive in any format such as fist pumping, whoa-did you see that etc...​

  7. €5 if your name is Gary

  8. Deserting your mate(s) in an establishment without notification

  9. Late for an organised appointment

  10. Refusing to go upto the bar on your turn

  11. Certain idiotic phrases or similar in nature as stated below  will result in a fine:

    1. "I am taking it easy on the sauce and concentrating on the golf"- mac 

    2. "I haven't responded to any emails because I look at a PC all day"- donald (a recurring theme and easy money)

    3. "whatever"

    4. I have real problems with my ethereal cable 

  12. Wearing a tee holster and another needless golf accessory

  13. Falling asleep outside of own bedroom

  14. Pre-tour TWOFT to be awarded at the first nights dinner

  15. TWOFT to be awarded at the start of the last nights dinner

  16. TWOFT will be awarded by a majority vote and not the TO

  17. LOUD SWEARING on course

  18. LOUD CALLS OF ENCOURAGEMENT on anyone's shots - especially when they are playing shit which may put you in danger of getting a club wrapped around your head.

 

BE ALERT AT ALL TIMES

 

Golfing Rules

 

 

As always the usual rules of golf apply.  In addition and to emphasise certain elements please see below:

 

  1. Each 3 or 4 ball will be allocated a scorer for all players but each player must take a note of their own scores in case of a discrepancy.

  2. All putts to be sunk - no "gimme's"

  3. If you cant score pick up

  4. If there is a hint that your ball maybe lost then play a provisonal (in the correct order)

  5. If your ball is it out of bounds then you now have the option of playing the shot from the same place (loss of 1 stroke and distance) or from the nearest place on the fairway edge to where the ball crossed the boundary line for the loss of 2 strokes

  6. Do not spend more than 3 mins looking for a ball

  7. Clubs can be grounded in hazards but not in bunkers

  8. No penalty for unintentional double hits

  9. Balls must be dropped from knee height  

  10. Players may tee off in any order - Ready Golf

  11. Embedded balls can be lifted and placed except when in a penalty area or bunker​

  12. Ball must be played as it lies unless local rules say otherwise or it is stated at the beginning of the round

  13. Hazards are now "penalty areas" and as such there are 3 options for relief as follows for a 1 shot penalty:

    1. ​Play the shot again from same place

    2. Take the ball back on a line, as far as you wish, keeping the point of entry and the hole on that line

    3. Within 2 club lengths of the point of entry not nearer the hole

  14. If in any doubt of the rules ask your fellow players for a ruling BEFORE you hit the shot

  15. In the event of a tie a best of 4 hole putting contest will take place and if still a tie then it will be sudden death with the first player to win a hole declared the Crap Tour winner​​

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